You're my little dorito
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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