dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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