end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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