just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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