bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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