If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
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I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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