You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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