3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
