Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Church boner. Awkwardddd
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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