Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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