put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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