For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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