Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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