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I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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