I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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