Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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