yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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