I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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