3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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