Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Do vagina's smell?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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