He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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