weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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