he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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