I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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