I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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