I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
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no you cant smoke seaweed
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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