I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
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Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
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