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I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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