I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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