Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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