i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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