I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
North Korea, Best Korea!
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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