:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I AM VODKA MAN
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Randomize
