Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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