He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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