I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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