i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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