My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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