We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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