hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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