I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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