I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I want to make a zoo with you.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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