the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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