Im at strip club and am horny
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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