i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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