I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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