Christians are straight up FREAKS
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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