Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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