He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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