its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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