Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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