Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Sorry my hands just texted you
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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