ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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