Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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