Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
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I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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