I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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