i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
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I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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